#you get to be armand

[veryintricaterituals]

So, you're telling me that Armand not only pretended to be Rashid for all of season one, but that it seems more and more likely that Alice, Daniel's wife, will turn out to be Armand as well. As horrifying as that'd be... It's also kind of hilarious

I think we should make it a tradition. Every season we discover that a different character was actually Armand all along.

As seasons pass everyone gets to secretly be Armand at some point or another. Next season it turns out Magnus was Armand! And yes you guessed it... Louis was also Armand, that's why his memories are all fucked up. Are you wondering about Claudia? Of course she was Armand!

And can you imagine Lestat is in the background whining "Mon Cher, when will it be MY turn to be Armand?"

Finally, it's the show's last episode, and we get to the final scene... we cut to black and find Armand, standing by himself, he says: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to Interview with the Vampire, for tonight's entertainment

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[vasquez-rocks]

Ok to be clear, this whole time what Daniel Molloy thought happened was:

He hooked up with Louis in 1973

Then listened to him rant about his ex for 8 hours

After which Louis tried to kill him

He woke up in a second location and was like wow my craziest trip yet!

He didn't hear from Louis for 50 years

Until he gets an email like hey bb sorry about the murder attempt do u wanna come to Dubai? u can interview me again i probably won't kill you :)

And he's like yeah sure

And then he still spent the whole time bullying him

Self-preservation skills at a 0. That imaginary dick must have been something else

[homosexualslug]

the difference between these scenes is killing meeeeee

[deboracabral]

toxic immortal yaoi :')

[hellalugosi]

yeah I bet you would

[cloudabserk]

the part of the book where lestat enters nicki’s apartment to find armand doing. this. is so fucking funny to me

[azvhaalk]

to be loved by death

[hobermallowed]

Armand + text posts part 2

[holographings]

my softest, beigest pillow

[userarmand]

Who am I, Louis? Am I my history I have endured? Am I the job I do not want? I do not know anymore.

[veryintricaterituals]

Okay, I'm putting on my tinfoil hat and my clown makeup. I'm officially jumping on the insane bandwagon: "Alice", Daniel's wife or girlfriend or something is Armand. She was Armand all along. That's gonna be the twist.

As much as I want old!Daniel devil's minion (and oh how I want it) I feel that it's already happened. I mean they are laying the clues pretty heavily.

"You felt free holding her hand in Paris, I wonder why that was"... And taking into account Louis' comment about his sexuality liberation in 1940's Paris in the last episode, I mean it's foreshadowing for sure. And then, the other thing we know is that Daniel proposed and she said no, immediately Armand says: "She wanted to say yes, but she didn't trust you".

I mean It's all a little too convenient. Also how funny would it be for the twist to be some character being Armand all along... Twice

[erebus0dora]

a quick sequel to this one: basically a 4:19/4:20 meme, come to think of it...

oh, and i remembered to switch on the recording of the process; i sketched this straight over the prev one, so it looks a tad weird, but still... adding it for those who asked

all that said: if you want to chew it, you have my enthusiastic permission 💜

[fascinationstreetmp3]

interview with the vampire 2.05 / red dragon (2002) screenplay

[strategicjazzhands]

This is how the scene went, right?

[justalittlechocolatemilkshake]

Louis "killing " Lestat by choosing Amand over him. He KNEW that the only thing worse than dying was to be left alone. AND THEN punishing Armand by basically saying, you are my consolation prize and I am only going to have you because it will KILL Lestat. Louis, you are that bad bitch. Revenge suits you so well.